Folio 08 · Collier’s End · App analytics

The product speaks in events.

Endpoint Cachecore is a small British house for people who must explain what an application actually did — not what last quarter’s dashboard implied.

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Dim workspace with a laptop open to code and analytics notes
Tuesday critique board, 2025. Names of events in the left column; arguments about identity on the right.
19product organisations taught since 2019
6 wksdirected cohort, not a weekend certificate
73event dictionaries reviewed in-house

From the Ledger Room

“The cohort-window module stopped our weekly stickiness chart. We still miss the pretty line. The board paper is finally true.”
Priya Nair · Head of Product, Leeds insurtech

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Four rooms. One flagship ledger.

Analytics dashboard with line charts on a dark monitor

The Retention Ledger

An eight-week directed study of cohort architecture, windowing accidents, and the politics of North Star metrics.

Flagship · 8 weeks

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Printed charts and graphs spread across a desk

A Taxonomy You Can Defend

Event names that survive legal review, finance questions, and a product manager who likes synonyms.

Workshop · 12 hours

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Laptop showing financial-style charts beside a notebook

Funnel Integrity

Rebuild conversion stories from raw events when the default funnel has been quietly double-counting retries.

Studio · 4 sessions

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How the house teaches

Judgement before tooling.

We do not tour Mixpanel, Amplitude, or a warehouse UI as if the interface were the craft. Students bring a live event stream — or a redacted extract — and learn to argue about identity, time, and what a “user” even is.

Sessions mix a short lecture with a written critique. You leave with a ledger, not a slide about “insights.” If your organisation still reports DAU as a success metric, we will be polite, then unhelpful to that habit.

What you practice

Three disciplines

Windowed retention that survives daylight-saving and weekly seasonality. Event contracts that product, data, and counsel can all sign. Funnels rebuilt from first principles when the vendor default has been flattering you.

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Two colleagues reviewing notes at a long wooden table
A directed-cohort critique in miniature: one screen, two arguments, no vanity chart.

A fragment from Reviews

The meal-kit that retired stickiness.

A United Kingdom meal-kit product had reported “weekly stickiness” for eleven quarters. After the Retention Ledger, the team published a four-week cohort ledger to the board instead. Orders from returning households were lower than the old chart suggested, and the marketing calendar changed the following month.

They did not enjoy the first paper. They kept the format. The longer reports live here.

Private correspondence

Write before you enrol.

If you are unsure whether your event stream is ready, send a short brief. We will say no when the work would be theatre.

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